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Brandon's Life In A Box

My life according to me.

Created on 2004-07-13 21:01:51 (#3804666), last updated 2005-10-20

68 comments received, 20 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:Brandon the CULO MAN!
Birthdate:08-03
Location:Liverless, California, United States
Website:My Site--CHECK IT OUT!
Bio
Yes, it's true. My name is Brandon and I be landin' on your mom's runway, while I'm here, can I stay? I'm 16 years of age, I have a bird who's in a cage - and I HATE the movie Ice Age. I have 6 siblings, 2 girls and 4 boys, I have two younger brothers, they still play with toys. My dog is fat, I'm allergic to cats, my friend Bri has a gazillion little fat rats. I'm a big star, all I want is a car, now that i can drive, my mom says "You'll kill yourself!" but hey, I'm still alive! I take Drama class at school, I ain't playin, I aint no fool. I've been feelin kinda lovey, i have the hotts for Ms. Hovey, my heart goes "lubby-dubby", but hey, will you rub me? Haha, i'm just jokin', and no I aint smokin' I've never smoked in my life, and I doubt I'll get a wife. I live next to a park, I don't like sharks, why did Noah have to take them on his f**king ark!? Anyways, before I bore you even more, you'd better read my journal before you snore.
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28 days later, ?, a good book, a sexy book, apples, ass, axe, babies, ball tea, beaches, being hard, being hot, being sexy, being tasty, bickering, biking, black, blah, blue skies, bra'a, bright eyes, brown people, burgindy wine, buttholes, calvin and the chipmunks, car wrecks, cha-cha's, chat rooms, cheese, chinese food, chinese things, cline pianos, courier new font, crackers, crank yankers, cruises, culos, dances, deftones, dogs, doing stuff, dressing up, dumb things, ebay, feeling, fights, flying, food, freedom, fresh air, friends, funnies, gazibos, girls, going places, grandma, greenday, grunting, guns, hanging with friends, harmony, haunted houses, haunted mansions, him, hookers, humping, im, jennifer, jumping, jumpng, laughing at eric, laughing at old people, laying down, livejournal, love, massages, me, meeting people, metallica, modest mouse, movies, ms. hovey, mxpx, myself, nc 17 rated films, night time, noonoo, not having to worry, okay, olympics, orgys, other stuff, peace, pictures, pink things, pizza, posters, prostitutes, rats, relaxation, renob college, resident evil, saliva, scary movies, scoobydoo, sexyside, simon and garfunkel, singing, sleep, sleepovers, slipknot, smelling, smiling, snakes, sniffing, snow skiing, sucking up to people, summer, sushi, swedesh weeners, swimming, swords, system of a down, the cline mansion, the regal, the strokes, things that glow, things with spikes, toby baby, typing, vagina's, water, white things, whores, woman, wood, wrinkles, zombies

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